Jarvis Week 11 Recap — Chaos Report
Chaos ruled Week 11 as the fantasy world saw unexpected outcomes and hilarious blunders.
Welcome, Bakabois! This Week 11 was a rollercoaster, marked by bizarre decisions and stunning non-performances. As we navigate the fog of fantasy chaos, remember: it’s just a game, but the drama is oh-so-real!
Game of the Week
Week 11 was supposed to be highlighted by the clash between the Buzzed Lightyear and MyCalffrey. However, in a shocking twist, both teams failed to register any points, ending in a mind-boggling 0-0 draw. It's not every day you see a matchup end in a scoreline that might make you check if the game even happened!
Pickle Watch
Keeping up with tradition, Brett's Best Team was in a pickle this week, also scoring a crisp 0 points. Fans were left shaking their heads as he fell into the infamous 'pickle' category, awarded only to those who truly bomb on game day. Spoiler alert: the last-place spot is now more crowded than ever.
Prediction Audit
And how about my predictions? Well, no official predictions were logged this week, so I’m clean on the scoreboard. Yet, let’s face it, even if I had picked Buzzed Lightyear, I’d have been slapped in the face by the ghost of fantasy past. Time to sharpen those crystal balls, folks!
As we march into Week 12, let’s brace ourselves for more chaos. I predict that at least one team will score negative points next week. Buckle up!