Austin has two championships and no quiet ones. He owns the 2014 title, from the season before the preserved scoreboard even starts, and he owns 2017, when three straight playoff trips finally produced a ring.

He also lost the 2015 final as the defending champion, to Miguel, and lost again in 2020 to Kenneth. Eleven recorded seasons have produced two titles and two runner-up finishes — the best kind of résumé and the most frustrating one.

The career line is 76–71 with 16,060 points scored and 16,378 against. Austin has spent more than a decade within 320 points of dead even. That is a strange way to describe a two-time champion, and it is the honest one.

The playoff record backs the titles up: eight appearances in eleven seasons, including five straight from 2019 through 2023. The 2020 run was the strongest — 9–4, a No. 2 finish, and a championship game that ended one place short.

Then the floor dropped. Austin went 4–9 in 2024 and finished 11th. In 2025 he went 5–8, finished 12th in League 2, and closed the season dead last. Two years after the best season of his career, he was the bottom of the league.

He is also a naming institution. Tiny Cox, Big Ol’ TDs, Hot Chubb Time Machine, Lil Uzi Hurts, Herb Your Enthusiasm, I’m gonna Corum, Austin’s Astounding Team — seven different names across eleven seasons, roughly one new identity every year and a half. The man has never met a roster he wanted to keep naming the same thing.

2026 has him back in League 1, and Week 2 was the good version of Austin. He hung 145.56 on Lil C, the top score in the 24-team field through Sunday night.

Two titles, eight playoff trips, one dead-last finish, and a new team name whenever the old one stops working.