Call it a family business. Across 31 verified ESPN matchups against Cesar, the Moses Boys have built a 19-12 advantage. Mitchell leads the operation at 8-4, Kenneth is right behind him at 7-3, and Spanky has supplied a chaotic 4-5 chapter of his own.

Kenneth delivered the biggest Moses-side demolition in 2021 Week 12, winning 130.20-80.08. The 50.12-point margin still stands as the crew's largest verified victory over Cesar.

The 2025 run was the loudest stretch. Spanky opened the damage with a 121.18-79.86 win in Week 5. Mitchell followed with a 155.06-110.58 beating in Week 7. Kenneth dropped 174.92 in Week 10, and Mitchell added a 142.04-135.14 playoff-bracket win in Week 14. That made the Moses Boys 4-0 against Cesar before the final meeting of the season.

Cesar did not leave quietly. In Week 16, Lord Chorizo Master of Meat crushed Kenneth 163.50-72.20 in a winners-consolation matchup. The 91.30-point margin is the biggest swing anywhere in the verified series, so Chorizo still owns the nastiest single receipt.

Mitchell also carries the postseason edge. In addition to the 2025 playoff win, Boofy Bobby beat Cesar 142.04-134.54 in a 2018 playoff-bracket matchup.

The full scorecard is simple: Mitchell 8-4, Kenneth 7-3, Spanky 4-5. Cesar has landed punches, but over a decade of recorded meetings, the Moses Boys have controlled the matchup. Family business remains profitable.