The BakaBois record book currently has six verified headline marks. Together they cover the ceiling, the floor, season-long scoring, wins, blowout margin, and championships.

The single-game ceiling is 208.92 points. Boofy Bobby set it in Week 5 of the 2021 season, the only verified team performance above the two-hundred-point threshold in the current record surface.

The other end of the scale belongs to Screamodo Dragon. A 17-point Week 11 performance in 2015 remains the lowest non-bye team score in the verified matchup history. The distance between the league's single-game high and low is 191.92 points.

Spanky owns both major season records. In 2018, he scored 1,940.16 points and won 11 games. Those marks remain the highest standings-season point total and highest season win count in the current archive.

The biggest verified blowout arrived in Week 12 of 2019. Chadcel: Alpha Of All Betas won by 132.34 points, the largest non-bye margin recorded in the matchup table.

The final record is measured in rings rather than points. Kent's four championships—in 2016, 2021, 2024, and 2025—are the most in league history. It is the only one of the six marks that changed in the latest season.

Records are snapshots, not predictions. Every new season gives the league another chance to move one of these lines. For now, these are the six verified numbers everybody is chasing.