Owner • 2016–2026
Ben
2026 team: Bijan Mustard on Johnson
5 completed seasonsCurrent season · League 1
Bijan Mustard on Johnson
- Week
- 8
- Record
- 5–2
- Avg score
- 149.1
Recent form
Last 5 finals- Record
- 3–2
- Avg points
- 152.8
- Streak
- W1
Recent games
All matchupsAccolades
Verified historyRunner-up ×1Overall championship runner-upPlayoff regular ×3Completed playoff appearancesPickle giver ×7Scored at least twice an opponent’s final score
Toilet Bowl
League convention: last place gets “Toilet Bowl winner”; next-to-last gets “Toilet Bowl appearance.” Based on complete recorded final standings.
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Pickle history
- Pickles given
- 7
- Pickles taken
- 0
Pickles taken stay with the recipient. Giving one never cancels one taken. Regular season and playoffs; consolation games excluded.
Pickle giver · 7 games
- 2026 · Week 2 · PHASEFOUR(praying) 57.98–142.98 Bijan Mustard on Johnson ↗
- 2017 · Week 12 · boofy sucks eggs 131.54–65.58 2 Gurleys 1 Cup ↗
- 2017 · Week 1 · 2 Gurleys 1 Cup 67.48–144.04 boofy sucks eggs ↗
- 2016 · Week 15 · boofy sucks eggs 108.00–42.00 ibang MoistMcChickens ↗
- 2016 · Week 13 · ibang MoistMcChickens 33.00–106.00 boofy sucks eggs ↗
- 2016 · Week 9 · boofy sucks eggs 103.00–48.00 You Gotta Shake It B4 U Bake It ↗
- 2016 · Week 3 · boofy sucks eggs 144.00–57.00 Jose Can U See? Colin K's Knees ↗
Career through 2025
- Championships
- 0
- Finals
- 1
- Win rate
- 57.6%
- Playoff trips
- 3 / 5
Season history
2025MyCalffreyTop scoringLeague 1#78–51577.1
2024Big BritchesLeague 2#125–81395.2
2023Big BritchesLeague 2#96–71484.7
2017boofy sucks eggsLeague 1—8–51496.9
2016boofy sucks eggsLeague 1—11–31432.0