Owner • 2015–2026
Payden
2026 team: Boof's #1 Hater
10 completed seasonsCurrent season · League 1
Boof's #1 Hater
- Week
- 8
- Record
- 3–4
- Avg score
- 108.1
Recent form
Last 5 finals- Record
- 1–4
- Avg points
- 96.3
- Streak
- L2
Recent games
All matchupsAccolades
Verified historyPlayoff regular ×3Completed playoff appearancesPickle giver ×1Scored at least twice an opponent’s final scorePickled ×7An opponent scored at least twice your final scoreIce in the veins ×1Won a completed game by less than one point
Toilet Bowl
League convention: last place gets “Toilet Bowl winner”; next-to-last gets “Toilet Bowl appearance.” Based on complete recorded final standings.
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Pickle history
- Pickles given
- 1
- Pickles taken
- 7
Pickles taken stay with the recipient. Giving one never cancels one taken. Regular season and playoffs; consolation games excluded.
Pickle giver · 1 game
Pickled · 7 games
- 2024 · Week 13 · Jason's cream Team 178.52–70.40 Jack Mehoff ↗
- 2023 · Week 4 · Team Wet of the Back 115.86–57.28 Jack Mehoff ↗
- 2020 · Week 2 · LOCKETT AND LOADED 84.18–170.80 The Ol' DickTwist ↗
- 2019 · Week 12 · Chadcel: Alpha Of All Betas 179.44–47.10 Proj 420.69 ↗
- 2015 · Week 11 · Screamodo Dragon 17.00–89.00 UP LIKE DONALD TRUMP ↗
- 2015 · Week 10 · Fuck Drew Brees 99.00–42.00 Screamodo Dragon ↗
- 2015 · Week 7 · Tiny Cox 91.00–45.00 Screamodo Dragon ↗
200-point club · 0 games
No qualifying games in the available history.
Ice in the veins · 1 game
Career through 2025
- Championships
- 0
- Finals
- 0
- Win rate
- 42.9%
- Playoff trips
- 3 / 10
Season history
2025Payden's Perfect TeamLeague 1#94–91366.4
2024Jack MehoffLeague 2#104–91479.4
2023Jack MehoffLeague 2#58–51561.7
2022Ya Mama King Kupp BitchLeague 1#117–71481.2
2021Ya Mama King Kupp BitchLeague 1#39–51706.9
Older seasons5
2020LOCKETT AND LOADEDLeague 1#134–91452.2
2019Proj 420.69League 1#135–81308.5
2018Super KamarioTop scoringLeague 1#68–51753.0