Ben's 2025 season had a respectable case. MyCalffrey finished 8-5 with 1,577.06 points, earned the No. 4 playoff seed, and gave him a third postseason appearance across five recorded seasons.

Then Week 14 arrived carrying a large black animal.

THE BEAST scored 168.24 in the first round. MyCalffrey scored 87.80. The 80.44-point margin did not merely end Ben's season; it stands as his largest verified non-consolation loss across the recorded matchup rows returned for his three exact team-name aliases.

There is no consolation-bracket technicality hiding in the paperwork. This was a real playoff matchup, Round 1, with the season still alive. Five separate consolation losses were excluded from the comparison. The burial survived the audit.

The result landed harder because Ben's broader file is legitimately solid: 38-28 overall, three playoff appearances, one runner-up finish, and an 11-3 best season in 2016. The trophy count remains zero, but the resume is not the joke.

The joke is that an 8-5 playoff team walked into Week 14 and lost by more points than it scored. THE BEAST advanced. MyCalffrey became a nature documentary. Strong resume. Trophy cabinet still sounds hollow, and now one shelf has claw marks.